About Ultra Mega Mart
Ultra Mega Mart is designed, hosted, and operated by Steve Rider.
Ultra Mega Mart exists to make it easier to find stuff to buy for your Ultra Mega
lifestyle.
Our role in your shopping experience consists entirely of helping you to find products you want to buy,
we do not stock or sell anything at all. All sales, shipping, and payment for items you select here
are handled by Amazon.com. Ultra Mega Mart is an Amazon Associate store.
This website can be classified as a web search portal, each time you request a page of product
information our server contacts Amazon.com to get the details, then we format the information
according to our design and send the results to your web browser. Our shopping cart keeps
track of any items you add, and when you choose to checkout we redirect your request to Amazon.com.
Each month the nice people at Amazon.com add up all of the items they have sold to people
that clicked on one of our store or ad links, and based on some complicated math, we get
a certain percentage of the proceeds. We only receive payment from Amazon, not from you,
and you only pay Amazon, not us. Our role is exclusively helping you find stuff and
making it look so nice that you just can't resist buying it. How are we doing?
Privacy Policy
We don't know who you are and we never will. We do not know your email address
and we have no means available for you to tell us what that might be. We can't reveal
your private details because we will never know what they are. Our privacy policy is "Yes",
we want to respect your privacy by never knowing anything personal about you.
The web server on which this site is hosted does record your IP address, just
as every other web server on the planet also does. A record of your IP address and
the pages you access on this site is maintained automatically by this web server so
that it can be used to track usage trends, troubleshoot problems, and to allow us
to defend the site from the occasional malicious hack attempt. Most web browsers automatically
identify themselves as to what type of web browser they are, which version, and which
computer operating system is being used to run the browser. This helps web servers to
provide you with web pages that you will be able to see and use. There is nothing malicious
or invasive about this process, and it happens on every website that you visit. The
log files on our server are erased on a daily basis by an automatic process.
No permanent record of your visit is retained unless you make a purchase from Amazon.com.
If you add one or more products to your shopping cart and you then select Checkout at Amazon
our store software sends us an automated email that includes the items you selected but
no details about you except your IP address, as mentioned above. This is done for
2 reasons, it helps us to understand what items our visitors wish to buy,
and it helps us to troubleshoot any problems that may occur. Again, this email does not
include any personal details about you at all.
Super Saver Shipping
- Place over $25 of eligible Amazon.com products in your Shopping Cart here at Ultra Mega Mart. (Eligible items will say Eligible for Super Saver Shipping in the shipping field on the item page.)
- Proceed to checkout by selecting the Checkout at Amazon button in your shopping cart. You'll be connected to Amazon.com
- Ship your items to a single U.S. address.
- Select Super Saver Shipping as your shipping speed. Please note that your order will take an additional 3 to 5 business days to ship.
- Select "Group my items into as few shipments as possible" as your shipping preference.
- Place your order, and enjoy your Ultra Mega cool items and the free shipping! the fine print
About Us
Steve Rider, the
designer, owner, and operator of this website, is a semi-retired
old person with a lifelong interest in geeky stuff. He has about 81 websites, we think.
Nobody is really sure. He just keeps making more websites all of the time. He is known for this.
Steve lives in warm and beautiful Palm Springs, California with his registered domestic partner and about 20 computers.
If you wish to contact Steve you can use this form. Steve reads all email messages that are sent by human beings,
but spammers need not apply.
Thank You
Thank you for visiting Ultra Mega Mart, we hope you will find this site useful, or at
least entertaining. We also have Ultra Mega Mart branches for customers in
Canada and the UK.
Other Stores by Steve
| Anime Canyon - Anime, you know Japanese animations, good stuff |
| Boolean Sales - Buy it xor don't buy it, a programmers joke, techie books |
| Cameras and Photo - Digital cameras, compact flash, software |
| Celiac Shop - Gluten free food for people with celiac disease |
| Chisels and Tools - News, videos, shopping for woodworking hobbyists |
| Great Books to Buy - Well, the title says it all, dunnit? |
| Just Books for Kids - Previous message repeated once for kids |
| Legit Downloads - DRM Free MP3s, 100% legal and honest music downloads |
| Macs Are Great! - Apple Mac Blog with store and downloads attached |
| My First Amendment - Anti-gummint bookstore |
| News and Shopping - World, US, and California news, plus shopping |
| OS X Mart - Apple Mac computers, iPods and Mac software |
| Penguin 64 - Apple Mac computers, iPods and Mac software |
| Penguin Audio - Audio equipment, and music CDs |
| Penguin Cameras - Digital cameras, compact flash, software |
| Penguin CPU - Apple Mac computers, iPods, Linux and Mac software |
| Penguin Videos - DVDs and such |
| Plenty to Buy - Generic Amazon storefront |
| SD 950 - We love photography |
| Search, Click, Buy Online - Generic Amazon storefront |
| Stop, Shop, Buy Online - Generic Amazon storefront |
| Textbook Discounter - Textbooks for less, save $$$ |
| The GF Store - Gluten-free food for people with celiac disease |
| U Look Mahvelous - Cosmetics for less |
| Ultra Mega Mart Canada - Bigger than those other marts! for Canada |
| Ultra Mega Mart UK - Bigger than those other marts! UK branch |
| the Very Big Bookstore - The biggest bookstore ever, almost, nearly |
| Yaoi Now - The best Yaoi in print and on DVD |
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